ok who the hell looked at this creature and went
“im going to turn this thing blue and give it oversized gloves and shoes
and make it the fastest thing on the planet”
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.
(Source: hulkling)
“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
Download for free on Internet Explorer
(Source: crzyblackidd)
the ships you shipped before you knew what shipping was
How I Spent The Prime of My Youth Alone In My Room & Other Wasted Potential: A Memoir
(Source: halcoyn)
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
(Source: let-me-go-to-my-mind-palace)
